(WARNING: THIS ARTICLE CONTAINS GRAPHIC CONTENT.) Cape Town – I’m back with the second instalment of My Secret Netflix Obsession. In the first article I revealed my obsession with Outback Truckers. (.) Now allow me to take you down the back alleys of yet again as I share the deep and dark hidden world of the online streaming service’s most random shows! My secret obsession this week is a reality show like no other.

Information page about 'How Clean Is Your Crime Scene' (starring Neal Smither) on Netflix UK:: from MaFt's NewOnNetflixUK. True Grime: Crime Scene Clean Up was a documentary series on Investigation Discovery that premiered on July 19, 2011. The series followed Neal Smither.

It’s filled with blood and gore and so much more! SHOW: SECRET RATING: 3/5 SEASONS: 1 season (10 episodes) WHAT IS IT ALL ABOUT?: At crime and accident scenes around Oakland, California, Neal Smither and his hard-working crew clean the messes that criminals and cops leave behind. WHAT I THOUGHT: As far as reality shows go this one is pretty damn weird! Neal and his team have one of the worst jobs in the world – cleaning up where other people die.

The show doesn’t hold back. Forget about blurring out the blood and gore – How Clean Is Your Crime Scene shows it all.

The guys that work for Neal are pretty chill about it all but they have a hardcore job and are on call 24/7. Because death keeps no schedule. They clean up everything from shootings and car crashes to suicides and decomposed bodies. The lads also have to clean and scrub houses that have been neglected or trashed. In one episode they have to clean a toilet that has been blocked for years!

(Eeuw!) Another side of Neal’s business is transporting bodies to the morgue or funeral houses. In one of the episodes a group of guys learn how to handle dead bodies, but only one guy is left standing at the end as all the others just can’t cope with the stress of this very weird job. SHOULD YOU WATCH IT?: If you’re obsessed with everything strange and weird and curious about stuff you never get to see in your everyday life then this show is for you. It’s sobering to be confronted with death in such a clinical and straightforward way. It does make you think about your own mortality and how important it is to embrace each day. Definitely don’t watch this show while you’re eating or having dinner and stay away if the sight of blood and brains make you faint! WATCH A TEASER HERE: (WARNING: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS GRAPHIC CONTENT THAT MAY UPSET SENSITIVE VIEWERS.).

“At crime and accident scenes around Oakland, California, Neal Smither and his hard-working crew clean the messes that criminals and cops leave behind.” You had me at hello. But if blood, real blood, and death and dead people is not your thing then it’s safe to say this programme is NOT for you.

However, if you’re of a certain disposition and yes, I am of that certain disposition where I can’t curb my enthusiasm and fascination for this kind of TV. It’s been live on Netflix since August 1st 2016, and who know how long one season wonder will stay there. It’s ten episodes, and if you’re hooked in with the first one you’ll be binge watching this in a heartbeat.

This show is both as gory and as un-gory as you think it will be. It leads you to think you’re going to see a lot more than you actually do. Download Free Software Ralph Tresvant Ralph Tresvant Rarity. But then, on the other hand, you’re treated to some scenes that you thought would be censored! Neal sends out his main two cleaners, a couple of young bucks called Joe and Nate, to clean up piss in a police cell, to clear out what is called a “trash house”, to pick up pieces of brain after a suicide. There’s a tragic amount of suicide in this show. And OBVIOUSLY you don’t see the body.

But you see the aftermath. Is it a lucrative business? It would appear so! Neal, the head honcho, owns a yacht and a swanky house on a golf course (so the narrator says) so you have to assume the company does pretty well for itself.

Blood, blood, blood. It’s fascinating. And then there’s the body removal side of the bizz.

With its own set of strict rules and regulations. And euw, corpses leak. I mean, I KNEW they oozed, but here’s the hard evidence right in front of my face. The only downside binge watching this is that they repeat a lot of the same facts in every episode.

Suicide rates, company trivia, etc. They even reuse the same clips of employees, saying the same things. Maybe they realised too late that they didn’t actually have as much useful footage as they first thought. *shrugs* If it’s your jam then its good watching. Nothing mind blowing (oof, terrible choice of words, considering), but it’s very watchable. Cinefex 140 Download more.

What do you think?